I’ve never used my weight to get a laugh. That is, used my size as the subject for humor. You never saw me stuck in a door-way or stuck in a chair. – Fatty Arbuckle
How did I become a star? I don’t know how it happened. When I look at my old pictures, I can’t tell how it happened! – Fatty Arbuckle
I shall produce nothing that will offend the proprieties, whether applied to children or grownups. My pictures are turned out with clean hands and, therefore, with a clear conscience which, like virtue, is its own reward. – Fatty Arbuckle
