The past always looks better than it was. It’s only pleasant because it isn’t here. – Finley Peter Dunne
One of the strangest things about life is that the poor, who need the money the most, are the ones that never have it. – Finley Peter Dunne
Alcohol is necessary for a man so that he can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed be the facts. – Finley Peter Dunne
There ain’t any news in being good. You might write the doings of all the convents of the world on the back of a postage stamp, and have room to spare. – Finley Peter Dunne
A fanatic is a man that does what he thinks the Lord would do if He knew the facts of the case. – Finley Peter Dunne
The world is not growing worse and it is not growing better – it is just turning around as usual. – Finley Peter Dunne
Vice is a creature of such hideous mien… that the more you see it the better you like it. – Finley Peter Dunne
Most vegetarians look so much like the food they eat that they can be classified as cannibals. – Finley Peter Dunne
