World War II… did not happen to everyone, but it happened to most. There were people from Germany who were throwing bombs at us. – Graham Chapman
All ideas come about through some sort of observation. It sparks an attitude; some object or emotion causes a reaction in the other person. – Graham Chapman
Death can really absorb a person. Lik most people, I would find it pleasant not to have to go, but you just accept that it’s more or less inevitable. – Graham Chapman
Health care does not worry me a great deal. I’ve been impressed by some wonderful old people. – Graham Chapman
John Howard Davies was not a very human person… if you made a mistake of any kind, any sort of pause in speech, he would treat you rather as if he was a schoolmaster. – Graham Chapman
Dressing up as decrepit old ladies, and even decrepit young ladies, was one of our staples. – Graham Chapman
There is no cannibalism in the British navy, absolutely none, and when I say none, I mean there is a certain amount. – Graham Chapman