I am starting to hate airports and the whole business of getting onto the plane. It all takes so long I want to scream. – Greg Wise
As a teenager, I used to travel everywhere with my guitar. I appreciated the fact it was with me, but it was always an absolute pain to carry around – even though, in those days, you could take in on a plane as hand luggage. – Greg Wise
I don’t see the point in marriage: if you make a commitment, you make a commitment. Fidelity is important to me; it’s about honouring that commitment. – Greg Wise
I’m very interested in poo. We don’t have a very good relationship with poo, and we should have. – Greg Wise
As an actor, you have to understand how you are seen and then play with that. Otherwise, my looks are not important. – Greg Wise
I think you must be running away from something pretty enormous if you don’t want to see a person more than once or twice. I think relationships don’t get interesting for quite a while. When the initial heady rush fades, that’s when it gets really exciting. – Greg Wise
I’m best when I’m feral, when I don’t wash or shave or change my trousers for a couple of weeks. – Greg Wise
I am a better listener than talker – but that’s partly because I believe rows are often caused by saying things you haven’t thought through properly. – Greg Wise
I’ve built a tree house; because of my architectural training, it’s heavily over-designed, with an oriel window sticking out of it and flying foxes coming off it. – Greg Wise
I don’t have any labels for myself, really. Sometimes, when I am out with my wife, I am just Mr. Thompson. Or at my daughter’s school, I’m Gaia’s dad. I don’t think of myself as Greg Wise, actor. – Greg Wise
I used to work as a tour guide for Americans. I’m convinced that even after four weeks on the road they had no idea where they had been. They were in a bubble. – Greg Wise
I don’t think women have ever thrown themselves at me, although I’m quite naive about these things, or was when I was available. – Greg Wise
I’m terribly bad at lying in real life. I flush, look away, do the scratching of the nose, or whatever. – Greg Wise
In Scotland, I have a huge barn full of woodworking tools. I love working with my hands. I basically just make myself bleed a lot. I’m very accident-prone. – Greg Wise
Acting is not my primary drive in life, although I’d be a very unhealthy person without it. – Greg Wise
My first heartbreak was extreme. I went to Australia for 10 months when I was at school and told the girl I was madly in love with not to come out to see me – and of course, when I came back, she met me at the airport to tell me she’d met someone else. – Greg Wise
