I’m convinced my cockroaches have military training, I set off a roach bomb – they diffused it. – Jay London
I told my therapist I was having nightmares about nuclear explosions. He said don’t worry it’s not the end of the world. – Jay London
After all these years I had the privilege of naming my private part, cause we have nicknames. So I named my private part pride… it’s not much but at least I have my pride. – Jay London
I wanted to take up music, so my father bought me a blunt instrument. He told me to knock myself out. – Jay London
They asked me what I thought about euthanasia. I said I’m more concerned about the adults. – Jay London
I went to the store and bought lady fingers, when I got home I noticed one of the fingers was missing so I went back to the store and the manager was nice enough to give me the finger. – Jay London
