Jimmy Durante Quotes

If I’d known how old I was going to be I’d have taken better care of myself.

– Jimmy Durante

Politics is developing more comedians than radio ever did.

– Jimmy Durante

My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe.

– Jimmy Durante

Be kind to people on the way up – you’ll meet them again on your way down.

– Jimmy Durante

I hate music, especially when it’s played.

– Jimmy Durante

Why can’t everybody leave everybody else the hell alone.

– Jimmy Durante

Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down.

– Jimmy Durante

Be a awful nice to ’em goin’ up, because you’re gonna meet ’em all comin’ down.

– Jimmy Durante

Man is the only animal that can be skinned more than once.

– Jimmy Durante