I’m a small dog guy. I don’t want to be pattin’ with the big Rottweiler or Great Dane. I like those little guys that jump on your lap and don’t knock you over when they do. – Joe Garagiola
It’s pitching, hitting and defense that wins. Any two can win. All three make you unbeatable. – Joe Garagiola
I always loved the signs on the outfield walls, and I’ll never forget the one in Philadelphia. It said, ‘The Phillies use Lifebuoy soap,’ and underneath was scrawled, ‘And they still stink.’ – Joe Garagiola
One thing you learned as a Cubs fan: when you bought you ticket, you could bank on seeing the bottom of the ninth. – Joe Garagiola
Baseball is a game of race, creed, and color. The race is to first base. The creed is the rules of the game. The color? Well, the home team wears white uniforms, and the visiting team wears gray. – Joe Garagiola
I think that baseball is still the most entertaining game because it’s the simplest to watch. – Joe Garagiola
The catcher is a groundhog. He’s a guy squatting down, digging for the ball in the dirt, and sweating under a pile of uncomfortable protective gear while his knees creak. – Joe Garagiola
I know a baseball star who wouldn’t report the theft of his wife’s credit cards because the thief spends less than she does. – Joe Garagiola
