I’m not for every woman, you know. Because a lot of women – I mean, obviously, your first thing is, ‘What do you want your guy to look like?’ And I’m not the tall, dark, handsome guy. – Joel Madden
I was just in the middle of singing a song about how broke we were and now my cell phone rings. – Joel Madden
It’s very cliched to go, ‘You’re not punk.’ We don’t care if we are, and we don’t care if we aren’t. – Joel Madden
You were the one who gave me those boxers? I wondered where they came from, I wear those! Although I’m not a big fan of flannel, it gets a little hot down there, if you know what I mean. – Joel Madden
I’m kind of crazy with karma. I really believe that everything you do revisits you, so, I’m really adamant about the kids seeing the grandparents, so like, I can see my grandkids, you know what I mean? – Joel Madden
I’ve flown across America, I’ve scaled fences, I’ve stood under windows and gone out of my way hundreds of times. I’m a hopeless romantic. There’s no hope for me. – Joel Madden
When we were 15, my brother and I were getting really into Nirvana, Green Day, and The Beastie Boys. We started going to shows and realized we really wanted to be on stage. – Joel Madden
Those people who shun us just because of the label we’re on, or the fact that we’ve got a video out there that’s getting us somewhere, are only limiting themselves, because they aren’t keeping an open mind. – Joel Madden
People can say or think whatever they want… so in my reality, it’s kind of irrelevant. I’m always the kind of person that does the right thing and keeps my side of the street clean. – Joel Madden
I’m just a really normal, sensitive kind of go-about-my business everyday kinda guy. People see the tattoos, and they either read things or they see things and they don’t really know that I’m just this guy that gets up and makes coffee in the morning and hangs out with his friends and walks his dog and reads his Bible and goes about his day. – Joel Madden
I don’t want to see anyone leaving single tonight. I want everyone to leave impregnated. – Joel Madden
Music is supposed to be an escape. It’s supposed to be somewhere you go, where you can be yourself, or be whatever you want to be. – Joel Madden
I have a zombie apocalypse kit at my house. I’ve got freeze dried food, I’ve got a real deal medical kit, like, a doctor could perform a surgery with this medical kit. I got all kinds of everything. – Joel Madden
I want to feel lucky every night when I go onstage, and not feel like, ‘Oh, great, here we go again. – Joel Madden
Benji usually tries to match his hair with his underwear, and you know how he had the pink hair for a while well we caught him in a pink thong one day! – Joel Madden
People think that I’m a really outgoing person because of how I am on stage. But I’m not. I’m really shy. – Joel Madden
