In prison, inmates sometimes use Cheetos and grape juice as makeup. I wouldn’t use that beauty regimen around Britney Spears – she might lick your face off! – Joel McHale
It’s an awesome thing to be flung out onto the stage twice a weekend in front of 250 people, and you have to make it up as you go along. – Joel McHale
I don’t think the NFL had the slightest intention of taking me, except as maybe a water boy. – Joel McHale
My goal and my career is definitely not to be famous. That’s a really horrible goal, just to be famous for the sake of having fame. – Joel McHale
You have to have talent. You have to get the audition and then you have to nail the audition. – Joel McHale
Once you’ve been booked, people in Hollywood say, ‘Oh he must be good.’ All the while you’re the same actor. – Joel McHale
Yes, I would say my comedy is grunge, evidenced by the fact my jokes have put an end to big-hair glam comedy. – Joel McHale
It’s important to have the right agent – people that are working hard for you. But an actor needs to be in control of their career no matter how good the representation is. – Joel McHale
