People are still willing to do an honest day’s work. The trouble is they want a week’s pay for it. – Joey Adams
If it weren’t for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn’t get any exercise at all. – Joey Adams
The difference between playing the stock market and the horses is that one of the horses must win. – Joey Adams
Rockefeller once explained the secret of success. ‘Get up early, work late – and strike oil.’ – Joey Adams
