Kate O’Brien Quotes

If it bends, it’s funny; if it breaks, it’s not funny.

– Kate O’Brien

My mom always said that if the Protestants catch a Catholic in their church, they feed them to the Jews.

– Kate O’Brien

It’s filled with… baking soda. Because it really smells.

– Kate O’Brien

I only use my sick days for hang-overs and soap opera weddings.

– Kate O’Brien

If somebody on this team actually gets to first base, I’ll stand there naked.

– Kate O’Brien

Hmmm… I never get the answer I think I’m going to get.

– Kate O’Brien

A laugh is a terrible weapon.

– Kate O’Brien

Everywhere I go I’m asked if I think the university stifles writers. My opinion is that they don’t stifle enough of them.

– Kate O’Brien