I’m not somebody who no matter where I go there are paparazzi or any of that nonsense. But I have a little window into that world and I can enter it and dance around. I want to be the audience’s ticket into the party. – Kathy Griffin
I’m also doing a special for Comedy Central called Autobiography. It’s going to be a spoof of Biography. – Kathy Griffin
Oh, I constantly say things that I regret. I mortify myself constantly. But that’s just part of the deal. I’m not really sure what’s going to come out of my mouth. – Kathy Griffin
I have friends who are going through chemotherapy, and they make the darkest, most hideous cancer jokes you’ve ever heard. – Kathy Griffin
The great thing about celebrity culture is that they can’t seem to stop themselves from displaying their ridiculous behaviour. I feel it’s my job as a serious investigative journalist to witness all kinds of behaviour and then report back to the audience through the prism of my own anger and bitterness. – Kathy Griffin
The beauty about the D-list is that people who are on it probably don’t know they are. – Kathy Griffin
The thing that cracks me up is how these reality characters start out thrilled and excited just to be on television, and how they move to thinking they are as big as the Friends. – Kathy Griffin
It is a challenge, with the global fame, to try to act like I put my pants on one leg at a time, when in fact I have Pippa Middleton help me put my pants on every morning. She’s my lady-in-waiting as well. – Kathy Griffin
I do road gigs occasionally but I don’t want to go out on the road for months at a time. – Kathy Griffin
No, I love Montreal… I think I love Montreal more than Montreal loves me… I love the food there. – Kathy Griffin
My friend Anderson Cooper is the scion of one of America’s great shipping and railroad families, the Vanderbilts. – Kathy Griffin
