I just want to put some positive stuff out there. If it works, great. If it doesn’t, no problem. – Kevin James
If I do a movie where I have to have a son and it’s a chubby kid, my mother is always like, ‘You were never like that.’ She gets so upset about it. – Kevin James
For some reason and I don’t know why, but I don’t think that I’m funny in California. So I always want to do my movies east somewhere. – Kevin James
Just me onstage with a mike having an intimate relationship with the audience. I don’t get nervous for that. I just get excited. – Kevin James
I would always love to be an athlete, but it’s got to be a tough day when you have to hang up those cleats. – Kevin James
As American as an apple is and as American as baseball is, they don’t go together. You can’t be chewing an apple at a baseball game. You’ve got to let go of the diet that day. – Kevin James
From there, I tried out for a community theatre play, joined an improv group… it all started opening up. – Kevin James
I never played a musical instrument growing up but I knew kids who did and took it very seriously. – Kevin James
I’ve always been the guy who doesn’t necessarily get it with women. A woman would have to say, ‘I like you, I want to go out with you, you can ask me.’ And still I would question it. Did she mean it? – Kevin James
I had many teachers that were great, positive role models and taught me to be a good person and stand up and be a good man. A lot of the principals they taught me still affect how I act sometimes and it’s 30 years later. – Kevin James
Now I’m starting to jog. But every time I do jog I have 9-1 pressed into my phone, with the next ‘1’ ready to be launched in case I drop. – Kevin James
I don’t want to be known as this goody-two-shoes who can only do comedies where puppies are licking peanut butter off my face. – Kevin James
Once a year my back will go out and it’ll be… it’s like a sciatic thing and it’s the smallest thing. Like I could be leaning over the sink to brush my teeth in a weird way and it happens. – Kevin James
I took a public speaking class in college and managed to make the class laugh a little bit. – Kevin James
Teachers have a chance to mold someone, inspire them. I hope all teachers realize that. – Kevin James
I had my boy in Boston on Easter Sunday. That kills me, from a sports perspective. He’s a Boston baby and I’m a New York guy. – Kevin James
