I sometimes feel that more lousy dishes are presented under the banner of pate than any other. – Kingsley Amis
One of the great benefits of organised religion is that you can be forgiven your sins, which must be a wonderful thing. I mean, I carry my sins around with me, there’s nobody there to forgive them. – Kingsley Amis
He was of the faith chiefly in the sense that the church he currently did not attend was Catholic. – Kingsley Amis
His mouth had been used as a latrine by some small creature of the night, and then as its mausoleum. – Kingsley Amis
Self criticism must be my guide to action, and the first rule for its employment is that in itself it is not a virtue, only a procedure. – Kingsley Amis
