Well, I just said that Jesus and I were both Jewish and that neither of us ever had a job, we never had a home, we never married and we traveled around the countryside irritating people. – Kinky Friedman
I support gay marriage. I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us. – Kinky Friedman
If Willie Nelson had been Rosa Parks, there never would have been a civil rights movement in this country, because he refuses to leave the back of the bus. – Kinky Friedman
I never apologize for the truth. And the truth here is that racists come in many different colors. – Kinky Friedman
No, nothing has changed in my life at all, and nothing would change if I had millions. – Kinky Friedman
Yes, I’m a Judeo-Christian. Jesus and Moses are in my heart, and… both of them were independents, by the way. – Kinky Friedman
You have to pretend that your life is a financial pleasure even when your autographs are bouncing. – Kinky Friedman
May the God of your choice bless and keep you. I respect Him as long as He does not circumcise me anymore. – Kinky Friedman
The only currency I value is the coin of the spirit. That’s very important in my life. – Kinky Friedman
I don’t remember the first half of my life. All I say is a happy childhood is the worst possible preparation for life. – Kinky Friedman
I even went so far as to become a Southern Baptist for a while, until I realized that they didn’t hold ’em under long enough. – Kinky Friedman
Musicians can run this state better than politicians. We won’t get a lot done in the mornings, but we’ll work late and be honest. – Kinky Friedman
Politics is the only field in which the more experience you have, the worse you get. – Kinky Friedman
I’ve always said money may buy you a fine dog, but only love can make it wag its tail. – Kinky Friedman
