The man of sensibility is too busy talking about his feelings to have time for good deeds. – Mason Cooley
Rescue someone unwilling to look after himself, and he will cling to you like a dangerous illness. – Mason Cooley
Humor does not rescue us from unhappiness, but enables us to move back from it a little. – Mason Cooley
Expensive advertising courts us with hints and images. The ordinary kind merely says, Buy. – Mason Cooley
Worried about being a dull fellow? You might develop your talent for being irritating. – Mason Cooley