Young poets bewail the passing of love; old poets, the passing of time. There is surprisingly little difference. – Mason Cooley
A happy arrangement: many people prefer cats to other people, and many cats prefer people to other cats. – Mason Cooley
Amazing that the human race has taken enough time out from thinking about food or sex to create the arts and sciences. – Mason Cooley
There are different rules for reading, for thinking, and for talking. Writing blends all three of them. – Mason Cooley
An academic dialect is perfected when its terms are hard to understand and refer only to one another. – Mason Cooley
