Mike Tyson Quotes

Sometimes I put on a ski mask and dress in old clothes, go out on the streets and beg for quarters.

– Mike Tyson

I intend to fight and I want to win. But my priorities are basically to be a good Brother and a strong one, and to try to be a good father one day.

– Mike Tyson

I’m the biggest fighter in the history of the sport. If you don’t believe it, check the cash register.

– Mike Tyson

I’ve lived places these guys can’t defecate in.

– Mike Tyson

I’m in trouble because I’m normal and slightly arrogant. A lot of people don’t like themselves and I happen to be totally in love with myself.

– Mike Tyson

The drug dealers, they sympathize with me. They see me as some sort of pathetic character.

– Mike Tyson

I think I’ll take a bath in his blood.

– Mike Tyson

I know why they don’t like me because they want the money I have.

– Mike Tyson

I just want to be humble at all times.

– Mike Tyson

I know I’m going to blow one day. My life is doomed the way it is. I have no future.

– Mike Tyson

I’m a Muslim, but I think Jesus would have a drink with me. He would be cool. He would talk to me.

– Mike Tyson

People are going to say what they say. I know sometimes I say things; I offend people.

– Mike Tyson

I was hoping he would get up so I could hit him again and keep him down.

– Mike Tyson

I don’t understand why people would want to get rid of pigeons. They don’t bother no one.

– Mike Tyson

I love to hit people. I love to.

– Mike Tyson

I’m just happy I’m not a phony.

– Mike Tyson

Everybody’s got plans… until they get hit.

– Mike Tyson

I know how hard it is to be a woman, especially a black woman.

– Mike Tyson

I try to catch them right on the tip of his nose, because I try to punch the bone into the brain.

– Mike Tyson

I’m a dreamer. I have to dream and reach for the stars, and if I miss a star then I grab a handful of clouds.

– Mike Tyson

Everyone has a plan ’till they get punched in the mouth.

– Mike Tyson

I’m going to gut you like a fish.

– Mike Tyson