I think I have a dark view of the world. I have to make everything funny, otherwise it all seems so sad. – Moon Unit Zappa
I would think: Stay close to the implants! They must know something because they keep getting asked backstage! – Moon Unit Zappa
Your own experience keeps taking you towards something. My book adds the hope that it’s a better something. – Moon Unit Zappa
Every job I’ve ever gotten has been an accident. All the jobs I actually go after, I don’t get. – Moon Unit Zappa
I didn’t have any concept of age or authority. I remember realising, Oh, the world has rules and we don’t. – Moon Unit Zappa
I had a friend whose family had dinner together. The mother would tuck you in at night and make breakfast in the morning. They even had a spare bike for a friend. It just seemed so amazing to me. – Moon Unit Zappa
If there’s anything more mortifying than being famous at 14, it’s being washed up right after. – Moon Unit Zappa
I don’t want to lose my name because that’s how I know myself. There is a legacy here. – Moon Unit Zappa
We had two rules growing up in my house: If you’re going to take a shower, do it with whomever you’re dating so you don’t waste water; and if you buy one for yourself, buy six, because everybody’s going to want one. – Moon Unit Zappa
My mother tells this story that when I first went to school, I thought I was going to help the teachers. I didn’t realise I was going to get educated. – Moon Unit Zappa
I should just drive around this city and take photos of all the buildings I’ve been humiliated in. – Moon Unit Zappa
My Dad was so open creatively that I was off in search of black turtleneck bathing suits with long sleeves. – Moon Unit Zappa
It occurred to me, when I was old enough to make rules of my own, that they should be fair and simple. – Moon Unit Zappa
How strange, when your father’s wearing women’s clothes and platform shoes, that a pair of loafers looks incredible. – Moon Unit Zappa
