If you were the only person left on the planet, I would have to attack you. That’s my job. – Mort Sahl
I didn’t think that anything is beyond humor – not profane humor, but a good, honest approach to humor. – Mort Sahl
Liberals feel unworthy of their possessions. Conservatives feel they deserve everything they’ve stolen. – Mort Sahl
Professional comedians, surprisingly, have a lack of humor. They’re insensitive to the insanity of our times. – Mort Sahl
Washington couldn’t tell a lie, Nixon couldn’t tell the truth, and Reagan couldn’t tell the difference. – Mort Sahl
