Everyone thinks they can write a play; you just write down what happened to you. But the art of it is drawing from all the moments of your life. – Neil Simon
Nathan Lane always wanted to play Oscar. When he came in the first day, he already knew his lines. He said he’d known them since he was 18. – Neil Simon
I love living. I have some problems with my life, but living is the best thing they’ve come up with so far. – Neil Simon
Take care of him. And make him feel important. And if you can do that, you’ll have a happy and wonderful marriage. Like two out of every ten couples. – Neil Simon
You must realize that honorary degrees are given generally to people whose SAT scores were too low to get them into schools the regular way. As a matter of fact, it was my SAT scores that led me into my present vocation in life, comedy. – Neil Simon
Sports is the only entertainment where, no matter how many times you go back, you never know the ending. – Neil Simon
If you can go through life without experiencing pain you probably haven’t been born yet. – Neil Simon
