Well if I was going to describe my audience, it’s going to take longer than you’d ever expect, hundreds of years in fact, because there’s many of them, all over the world. – Norman Wisdom
You know I’ve got a chum, a smashing mate, he’s got a dog with no legs, and he calls it a cigarette. It’s true, yeah, because at nighttime he has to take it out for a drag. – Norman Wisdom
I used to first go on to entertain an audience. But now I go, and this is really true – I go on to have fun with a crowd of my chums. – Norman Wisdom
Such is life and life is such and after all it isn’t much. First a cradle. Then a hearse. It might have been better, but it could have been worse. – Norman Wisdom
I was born in London, and went to school in Scotland – I used to be dead tired when I got home at night. – Norman Wisdom
I’ve always had a sense of humour, and I still do, so I just want to go on performing as long as I can. It’s as simple as that. – Norman Wisdom
I don’t know nothing about communism. But I know the Albanians loved me. Same reason as anyone else loves me. Because I made them laugh. – Norman Wisdom
There are people who like just ordinary comedy fun, and making mistakes – which I do easily – and then there are people who like the falling over. – Norman Wisdom
I’ve got one idea I want to do for a film and you know I just enjoy myself doing bits and pieces. – Norman Wisdom
I like consistency. If you’ve had a childhood like mine, you want some things you can rely on to stay the same. – Norman Wisdom
As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two. – Norman Wisdom
My comedy is for children from three to 93. You do need a slightly childish sense of humour and if you haven’t got that, it’s very sad. – Norman Wisdom
In fact, one was so booked out we went from March and were to go till November, but the pantomime was booked so they transferred the show to the Prince of Wales Theatre because it was so packed out, and it ran on from there. – Norman Wisdom
But no, I’ve just been very lucky. But I’ve worked hard, and the harder you work, the luckier you seem to get. – Norman Wisdom
