Some debts are fun when you are acquiring them, but none are fun when you set about retiring them. – Ogden Nash
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them. – Ogden Nash
To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you’re wrong, admit it; Whenever you’re right, shut up. – Ogden Nash
I would live all my life in nonchalance and insouciance, Were it not for making a living, which is rather a nouciance. – Ogden Nash
Middle age is when you’re sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn’t for you. – Ogden Nash
There is only one way to achieve happiness on this terrestrial ball, and that is to have either a clear conscience or none at all. – Ogden Nash
A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. – Ogden Nash
I have an idea that the phrase ‘weaker sex’ was coined by some woman to disarm the man she was preparing to overwhelm. – Ogden Nash
I do not like to get the news, because there has never been an era when so many things were going so right for so many of the wrong persons. – Ogden Nash
If you don’t want to work you have to work to earn enough money so that you won’t have to work. – Ogden Nash