What is my loftiest ambition? I’ve always wanted to throw an egg at an electric fan. – Oliver Herford
A man must love a thing very much if he not only practices it without any hope of fame and money, but even… without any hope of doing it well. – Oliver Herford
Darling: the popular form of address used in speaking to a member of the opposite sex whose name you cannot at the moment remember. – Oliver Herford
The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven’t seen the joke yet. – Oliver Herford
Modesty: the gentle art of enhancing your charm by pretending not to be aware of it. – Oliver Herford
When I go abroad I always sail from Boston because it is such a pleasant place to get away from. – Oliver Herford
