Perhaps the most mysterious of all mammals is the male Homo sapiens. Indeed, many anthropologists classify the group as a subspecies. – Patricia Marx
Unless you’re a salesman, or a bad guest on a talk show, you don’t call someone by his name that often. – Patricia Marx
I think I began to like writing a lot more, and to be a better writer, when I did it for a while alone. It made me a little more confident about my style. – Patricia Marx
One false word, one extra word, and somebody’s thinking about how they have to buy paper towels at the store. Brevity is very important. If you’re going to be longwinded, it should be for a purpose. Not just because you like your words. – Patricia Marx
It’s better to spend a lot on a getup you love than a fraction of that on something, or even five of those somethings, that you’ll never bother to take out of the shopping bag. By the way, this advice also applies to discount love interests. And half-price sushi. – Patricia Marx
High heels weren’t always a girl thing. In the fifteen-hundreds, the riding shoes of French noblemen were fitted with raised heels so that their feet stayed put in the stirrups. Over the next few decades, heels inched higher on dress shoes, particularly among men of privilege. – Patricia Marx
Though the male can be noble in reason and infinite in faculties, he is also easily amused by shiny toys, especially ones that do dumb things on his desk. – Patricia Marx
‘Couch surfing’ refers to the practice of temporarily lodging with a stranger – free of charge, unless you count being incessantly sociable as payment. – Patricia Marx
Males have probably always enjoyed watching the defeat of other males, but without the invention of numerals and the subsequent invention of the concept of keeping score, we could never have had a million sports channels. – Patricia Marx
You don’t have to spend much time in Shanghai before you start to get all existential about the meaning of authenticity. Did you know that Shanghai is building nine satellite towns, each designed to mimic the architecture and culture of a different country? – Patricia Marx
Men still wear cologne, but I wish they wouldn’t. No matter what you may believe, all men’s fragrances smell like the air freshener in a taxi. – Patricia Marx
I’m a goody-goody. I’m the person who sits in the back row, makes fun of the teacher, and secretly does the extra-credit work. – Patricia Marx
New York may be the city that never sleeps, but Shanghai doesn’t even sit down, and not just because there is no room. – Patricia Marx
I don’t really care that much about eating. But I like impressing people with how good a cook I am. So I will cook. I’m an excellent cook. Not many people know that about me. – Patricia Marx
