Schroder: Buying records cheers me up. Whenever I feel low I buy some new records. I was so depressed today I bought Mendelssohn’s violin concerto and Handel’s Ode for St Cecilia’s Day. Lucy van Pelt: Wow! How depressed can you get! – Charles M. Schulz Peanuts.
Charlie Brown: Well Snoopy, what are your plans for today? Snoopy: Plans? I hadn’t even thought about it. But I suppose I’ll sleep a little this morning. Then this afternoon I’ll take a short nap and later on I’ll try to get some more sleep. Those are good plans! – Charles M. Schulz Peanuts.
Lucy van Pelt: This is a hard world to get along in. I feel sorry for all the new little babies. Linus van Pelt: But they keep right on getting born. Do you realize that somewhere this very moment a child is being born? Lucy van Pelt: GOOD LUCK KID, WHEREVER YOU ARE! – Charles M. Schulz Peanuts.
Lucy van Pelt: Did you ever stop to think what a drab world this would be without the sound of children’s voices? Schroder: I can think of a few we could do without. Lucy van Pelt: Someday I’m going to break all the legs on his piano! – Charles M. Schulz Peanuts.
Lucy van Pelt: Our generation has been given the works. All of the world’s problems are being shoved at us. Linus van Pelt: What do you think we should do? Lucy van Pelt: Stick the next generation! – Charles M. Schulz Peanuts.
My dad used to run with the hounds but his sympathies were elsewhere. He used to run on ahead and warn the rabbits! – Charles M. Schulz Peanuts, Snoopy.
Lucy van Pelt: Do you think my eyes are beautiful Charlie Brown? Charlie Brown: Yes, they look just like little round dots of india ink! – Charles M. Schulz Peanuts.
Lucy van Pelt: Why do you think we’re put here on earth Charlie Brown? Charlie Brown: To make others happy. Lucy van Pelt: I don’t think I’M making anyone very happy. Of course nobody’s making ME very happy either. SOMEBODY’S NOT DOING HIS JOB! – Charles M. Schulz Peanuts.
Frieda: It’s a nice day. If I were a dog, I’d be out chasing rabbits on such a nice day. Snoopy: If it’s such a nice day, why spoil it for the rabbits? – Charles M. Schulz Peanuts.
Charlie Brown: It says here that the force of gravitation is 13% less than it was 14.5 billion years ago. Lucy van Pelt: Whose fault is that? Charlie Brown: Fault? It’s nobody’s fault! Lucy van Pelt: What do you mean nobody’s fault! It has to be somebody’s fault! Somebody’s got to take the blame! Find a scapegoat! – Charles M. Schulz Peanuts.
I’m worried about a little boy who sits in front of me at school. He cries every day. This afternoon I tried to help him. I whacked him one on the arm…There’s nothing like a little physical pain to take your mind off emotional problems. – Charles M. Schulz Peanuts, Lucy van Pelt.
Schroder: Charlie Brown, let me give you a little advice. As long as you think only of yourself, you’ll never find happiness. You’ve got to start thinking about others! Charlie Brown: Others? What others? Who in the world am I supposed to think about? Schroder: Beethoven! Charlie Brown: Oh good grief! – Charles M. Schulz Peanuts.
Linus van Pelt: It’s fair weather today Charlie Brown. Charlie Brown: So where are all my friends? – Charles M. Schulz Peanuts.
Linus van Pelt: You know what you and Snoopy should do? You should go to an obedience school! Snoopy: Why should we go to an obedience school? He already does everything I want him to! – Charles M. Schulz Peanuts.
Lucy van Pelt: Everywhere you go you seem to run into phonies! The people you think are sincere usually turn out not to be, and the people you think aren’t sincere usually turn out to be sincere! The question is, how do you tell the phonies from the realies? Charlie Brown: Realies? – Charles M. Schulz Peanuts.
Linus van Pelt: I can’t go out to play after school for a whole week, Charlie Brown. My dad says my report card was so poor I have to stay in. Charlie Brown: Oh, what are you doing, studying? Linus van Pelt: No, watching TV! – Charles M. Schulz Peanuts.
Charlie Brown: School starts Monday. Sally Brown: Not for me! Charlie Brown: What do you mean, not for you? Sally Brown: I went last year! – Charles M. Schulz Peanuts.
Has It Ever Occurred to You That You Might Be Wrong. – Charles M. Schulz Peanuts, Snoopy’s title for book on theology.
There are seven continents: Africa, Asia, Australia, Europe, North America, South America, and Aunt Arctica. – Charles M. Schulz Peanuts, Sally Brown in school report.
This guy can’t hit it! He swings like my grandmother! Sorry, Grandma…it was just an expression. – Charles M. Schulz Peanuts, Lucy van Pelt.
I could run the whole world right here from under my bed! – Charles M. Schulz Peanuts, Rerun van Pelt.
Charlie Brown: I just remembered. Aren’t we supposed to leave something under the Christmas tree for Santa Claus? Sally Brown: How about this frozen broccoli? – Charles M. Schulz Peanuts.
My name is Sally Brown and I hate school. – Charles M. Schulz Peanuts. Sally Brown to one of her teachers, who immediately bursts into tears.
Linus van Pelt: You know what Snoopy? I don’t understand people. No matter how hard I try, I just don’t understand them! Snoopy: I know how he feels. I gave up trying to understand people long ago. Now I just let them try to understand me! – Charles M. Schulz Peanuts.
I’m too feminine for this game! – Charles M. Schulz Peanuts, Lucy van Pelt, after kicking a football backwards over her own head.
