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Peanuts Quotes

Don’t let your team down by showing up!

– Charles M. Schulz

Peanuts, Lucy van Pelt.

Charlie Brown: I just remembered. Aren’t we supposed to leave something under the Christmas tree for Santa Claus?
Sally Brown: How about this frozen broccoli?

– Charles M. Schulz

My name is Sally Brown and I hate school.

– Charles M. Schulz

Peanuts. Sally Brown to one of her teachers, who immediately bursts into tears.

Linus van Pelt: You know what Snoopy? I don’t understand people. No matter how hard I try, I just don’t understand them!
Snoopy: I know how he feels. I gave up trying to understand people long ago. Now I just let them try to understand me!

– Charles M. Schulz

I’m too feminine for this game!

– Charles M. Schulz

Peanuts, Lucy van Pelt, after kicking a football backwards over her own head.

Some days I taste like an inferior brand!

– Charles M. Schulz

Peanuts, Linus van Pelt.

More health tips: Eat lots of fruits and vegetables. Get plenty of rest. And learn to duck.

– Charles M. Schulz

Peanuts, Snoopy.

I’m intrigued by this view you have on the purpose of life, Charlie Brown. You say we’re put on this earth to make others happy?…What are the others put here for?

– Charles M. Schulz

Peanuts, Lucy van Pelt.

My life is like a messy coloring book.

– Charles M. Schulz

Peanuts, Rerun van Pelt.

I don’t think I should go to school anymore. Instead of getting smarter, I’m getting dumber every day. I figure in about one more month I’ll bottom out.

– Charles M. Schulz

Peanuts, Rerun van Pelt.

I hate myself for not having enough nerve to talk to her! Well, that’s not exactly true…I hate myself for a lot of other reasons too.

– Charles M. Schulz

Peanuts, Charlie Brown.

Beauty Tips – How to Look Younger…Don’t be born so soon.

– Charles M. Schulz

Peanuts, Snoopy.

There are three things I have learned never to discuss with people…religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin!

– Charles M. Schulz

Peanuts, Linus van Pelt.

I was a victim of false doctrine.

– Charles M. Schulz

Peanuts, Linus van Pelt.

I’ve learned all I need to know to live under a bed.

– Charles M. Schulz

Peanuts, Rerun van Pelt.

Next time I’ll bite her on the leg.

– Charles M. Schulz

Peanuts, Snoopy.

The largest dinosaur that ever lived was the Bronchitis. It soon became extinct. It coughed a lot.

– Charles M. Schulz

Peanuts, Sally Brown in school report.

My mind reels with sarcastic replies.

– Charles M. Schulz

Peanuts, Snoopy.

I’m not your Sweet Babboo!

– Charles M. Schulz

Peanuts, Linus van Pelt.

My Sweet Babboo!

– Charles M. Schulz

Peanuts, Sally Brown.

I keep wondering if Mom’s planning to have more children. Lately she’s been referring to me as ‘Volume One.’

– Charles M. Schulz

Peanuts, Lucy van Pelt.

Christmas is not only getting too commercial, it’s getting too dangerous!

– Charles M. Schulz

Peanuts, Linus van Pelt.

To me, the ugliest sight in the world is an empty dog dish!

– Charles M. Schulz

Peanuts, Snoopy.

Kiss her you blockhead.

– Charles M. Schulz

Peanuts, Sally Brown.

I love mankind. It’s people I can’t stand.

– Charles M. Schultz

Peanuts, Lucy Van Pelt.

Rats. Nobody sent me a Christmas card today. I almost wish there weren’t a holiday season. I know nobody likes me. Why do we have to have a holiday season to emphasize it?

– Charles M. Schulz

A Charlie Brown Christmas, animated TV movie, based on Peanuts comic strip. Charlie Brown speaking.

Do they still make wooden Christmas trees?

– Charles M. Schulz

Peanuts, Linus Van Pelt

Aunt Marion was right…Never marry a musician, and never answer the door.

– Charles M. Schulz

Peanuts, Charlie Brown.

There’s a difference between a philosophy and a bumper sticker.

– Charles M. Schulz

Peanuts, Linus van Pelt.

The way I see it, it doesn’t matter what you believe just so you’re sincere.

– Charles M. Schulz

Peanuts, Linus van Pelt.

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