Peter Sellers Quotes

I’ve told the press we’re getting married – is that OK with you?

– Peter Sellers

There is no me. I do not exist. There used to be a me but I had it surgically removed.

– Peter Sellers

To see me as a person on screen would be one of the dullest experiences you could ever wish to experience.

– Peter Sellers

I’m a classic example of all humorists – only funny when I’m working.

– Peter Sellers

Finally, in conclusion, let me say just this.

– Peter Sellers

Conversation like television set on honeymoon… unnecessary.

– Peter Sellers

Women are more difficult to handle than men. It’s their minds.

– Peter Sellers

There used to be a real me, but I had it surgically removed.

– Peter Sellers

If you ask me to play myself, I will not know what to do. I do not know who or what I am.

– Peter Sellers

I feel ghostly unreal until I become somebody else again on the screen.

– Peter Sellers