Women are more likely to have sex and fall in love, which can be tough because that’s not the way men work. – Rachel Perry
When I interview celebrities, I always try to throw them off balance. My favorite is to ask ’em about crazy sex stuff like donkey punches and Monroe transfers. Works every time. – Rachel Perry
I asked each one of them to make out with me and their reactions varied from excitable to horrified. – Rachel Perry
I interviewed Johnny Knoxville once. I was kind of scared to interview him because I thought he might be a real jerk, but he was really nice, and I ripped his chest hair out. – Rachel Perry
I think every woman should have a one-night stand. If it’s done right, it can be liberating. – Rachel Perry
Paris and Nicky Hilton? Those girls will show up to the opening of a phone book. It’s like a big joke. – Rachel Perry
