The only real happiness a ballplayer has is when he is playing a ball game and accomplishes something he didn’t think he could do. – Ring Lardner
A good many young writers make the mistake of enclosing a stamped, self-addressed envelope, big enough for the manuscript to come back in. This is too much of a temptation to the editor. – Ring Lardner
No one, ever, wrote anything as well even after one drink as he would have done with out it. – Ring Lardner
