Because someone stole Gregory Peck’s star on Hollywood Blvd., I have hired a Brink’s guard to protect my star! – Rip Taylor
I have a new joke today. Martha Stewart’s on suicide watch. They had to unplug all of her ovens. – Rip Taylor
Marty Richards is an angel on Earth. A producer that does what he says he’ll do. He helped me greatly. – Rip Taylor
