Kids today know way more than you think they do, with the Internet and 500 TV channels. – Rodney Carrington
I thought comedy would be the hardest thing I could do, and if I could do that, I could do anything. – Rodney Carrington
I didn’t plan on being a comedian. I didn’t plan on getting married and I didn’t plan on having kids, but I did all those things. – Rodney Carrington
I can drink on the job if I want to. I can go on stage with a beer and it’s OK. I can say whatever I want. It’s a great job to have. – Rodney Carrington
You can talk about anything if you go about it the right way, which is never malicious. – Rodney Carrington
