You have to be great friends and make each other laugh. We laugh a lot and neither is jealous of the other. – Ruby Wax
Like any working mother I find it hard to have a social life. But my kids are so well adjusted. There isn’t a brat bone in their body so I haven’t done anything that bad. – Ruby Wax
I knew nothing about football, then someone showed me a film of Petit and I realised how interesting the game could be. He is divine. When I met him I could barely speak, he was so gorgeous. Women will love that show. – Ruby Wax
I have to keep reminding myself that I am their mother. Sometimes we are sitting at home and I feel like we are waiting for our mom to come home. – Ruby Wax
I am lucky to have good Polish skin that doesn’t wrinkle so I might be around for a few years yet. – Ruby Wax
I can’t do anything too serious like Saddam Hussein, but I would like to do Bill Clinton. That’d be fun. – Ruby Wax
I never weigh myself, but the brutal truth of television is that they don’t employ old people or fat people. – Ruby Wax
Nannies love working in our house because they never know who’s gonna walk through the door. – Ruby Wax
Mum used to hide love letters from my boyfriends and put me down. Now I understand that she was a Polish immigrant forced to settle in Chicago. She was jealous of the freedom life gave me. – Ruby Wax
