There are few performers who would have had the audacity to even bring up the fact that they had been poorly reviewed. – Sandra Bernhard
Unfortunately, most college kids these days aren’t coming from any place-they seem to ask the same kind of questions over and over again. – Sandra Bernhard
At some point, the pride has to be a part of the whole day-to-day oeuvre. It’s part of who you are and doesn’t need to be discussed anymore. – Sandra Bernhard
I think I’ve drawn from some of the most feminine women, like Jackie Kennedy. I am totally devastated that she’s gone. She had it all. – Sandra Bernhard
There are so few women in general who aren’t completely threatened and confused by other women’s success. It’s very disappointing. – Sandra Bernhard
When people pay to see you live, they connect with you on a much deeper level than people who just buy your records. – Sandra Bernhard
I can’t tell you 100 percent what makes a relationship work. But I can see something good coming and I can see something bad coming. – Sandra Bernhard
I really, really love Hilary Clinton. I think she’s very cool. She’s out there and she’s involved. – Sandra Bernhard
I don’t like surgery. I don’t like elective surgery, I don’t like surgery that you have to have. – Sandra Bernhard
I’m very much a humanist. I’m very much pro-choice. I’m very much politically correct. – Sandra Bernhard
I’m very much an optimist. I don’t think I could do my work if I didn’t believe there was some kind of hope for humanity. – Sandra Bernhard
When you’re constantly looking for things from other people, you’re not looking within yourself. – Sandra Bernhard
That disturbs people when they know they didn’t have the guts or integrity to stick to their dreams. – Sandra Bernhard
