I played teen roles until high definition came out, and I could never understand it. I would go in for adult roles and be older than many of the people auditioning, but they’d cast the girl without a line on her face. – Selma Blair
I have no ego, I’ll make fun of myself, and I’ll make fun of being humiliated. I get it. – Selma Blair
Bathroom humor, fart, and poo poo humor in movies gets a laugh. It’s a pretty easy audience, and that’s been around for ages. – Selma Blair
I’m one of those hovering mothers and I know it’s really important to have an independent child, so I’m trying to back off, but it’s hard. I love him so much, and he’s so funny and cute to me. – Selma Blair
I have very little faith that I’ll ever find someone. I’ve had some bad luck and I’ve made some bad choices – not in men, but in how I’ve chosen to deal with relationships. – Selma Blair
Jason Lee made me laugh all the time because he’s so big, and I love how goofy bodies can be. – Selma Blair
I can’t afford security. I can’t afford a gated house. So, I feel a little vulnerable. I wish some laws would come into play. – Selma Blair
I think Vegas is the answer for pregnant people because of insomnia. It’s open all the time and you go down and play your silly slots. – Selma Blair
I think getting married gave me a focus. It gave me a focus and direction I want to have in my life. And I think having another person that you make such a purposeful bond with has given me the opportunity to see how that can be with all the other aspects of my life. – Selma Blair
I will do almost anything for the sake of a joke or for the sake of someone’s real belief in something to help tell a story. I will not do something shocking for the sake of being nasty. If it’s not hurting anyone’s feelings, I’m in on the joke. – Selma Blair
Perhaps I have managed some sort of longevity because I haven’t won the lead roles. I don’t have the pressure of being a world-famous bombshell that has detonated. – Selma Blair
I’m flatchested, I’m short, I’m brunette, I have droopy eyes, and so people have a hard time casting me as a ‘beauty.’ – Selma Blair
If I get married, it’s something you really have to work at. It’s hard enough to work at having a relationship with best friends and girls that are in the business. – Selma Blair
Part of me would love to have been a leading lady because there’s a lot of glamour that goes with that and a lot of applause, but I’ve been very blessed. – Selma Blair
I used to wear a lot of red lipstick, and when I got a pimple, I’d cover it up with eyeliner to turn it into a beauty mark. – Selma Blair
I think I’m more approachable with long hair. When it’s short, I come across as being artsy and weird. – Selma Blair
