My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I’m happy. I can’t figure it out. What am I doing right? – Charles M. Schulz Peanuts, Snoopy.
All his life he tried to be a good person. Many times, however, he failed. For after all, he was only human. He wasn’t a dog. – Charles M. Schulz Peanuts, Snoopy.
Sometimes when I get up in the morning, I feel very peculiar. I feel like I’ve just got to bite a cat! I feel like if I don’t bite a cat before sundown, I’ll go crazy! But then I just take a deep breath and forget about it. That’s what is known as real maturity. – Charles M. Schulz Peanuts, Snoopy.
Why can’t we get all the people together in the world that we really like and then just stay together? I guess that wouldn’t work. Someone would leave. Someone always leaves and then we have to say good-bye. I hate good-byes. I know what I need. I need more hellos. – Charles M. Schulz Peanuts, Snoopy.
Yesterday I was a dog. Today I’m a dog. Tomorrow I’ll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There’s so little hope for advancement. – Charles M. Schulz Peanuts, Snoopy.
I don’t have time to worry about who doesn’t like me. I’m too busy loving the people who love me. – Charles M. Schulz Peanuts, Snoopy.
There’s no sense in doing a lot of barking if you don’t really have anything to say. – Charles M. Schulz Peanuts, Snoopy.
Learn from yesterday, live for today, look to tomorrow, rest this afternoon. – Charles M. Schulz Peanuts, Snoopy.
Some of us are born dogs, and some of us are born rabbits. When the chips are down, I’ll have to admit that my sympathy lies with the rabbits. – Charles M. Schulz Peanuts, Snoopy.
Lucy van Pelt: I’m on a new campaign to be nice to people. (She sees Snoopy.) While I’m at it I suppose I might as well include dogs. (pat pat pat.) Here’s a nice pat on the head. Snoopy: Thrillsville! – Charles M. Schulz Peanuts.
Frieda: You know what I think? I think you would have made a good cat! Snoopy: Not me, I could never eat a cold mouse on a foggy morning. – Charles M. Schulz Peanuts.
My dad used to run with the hounds but his sympathies were elsewhere. He used to run on ahead and warn the rabbits! – Charles M. Schulz Peanuts, Snoopy.
Frieda: It’s a nice day. If I were a dog, I’d be out chasing rabbits on such a nice day. Snoopy: If it’s such a nice day, why spoil it for the rabbits? – Charles M. Schulz Peanuts.
Linus van Pelt: You know what you and Snoopy should do? You should go to an obedience school! Snoopy: Why should we go to an obedience school? He already does everything I want him to! – Charles M. Schulz Peanuts.
Charlie Brown: Well Snoopy, what are your plans for today? Snoopy: Plans? I hadn’t even thought about it. But I suppose I’ll sleep a little this morning. Then this afternoon I’ll take a short nap and later on I’ll try to get some more sleep. Those are good plans! – Charles M. Schulz Peanuts.
More health tips: Eat lots of fruits and vegetables. Get plenty of rest. And learn to duck. – Charles M. Schulz Peanuts, Snoopy.
Sally Brown: It’s the big kids who get everything! They push you out of line at the show…They grab all the cake and ice cream at parties… Linus van Pelt: I guess that’s just the way life is… Snoopy: In the animal kingdom, we call it, ‘survival of the fattest’! – Charles M. Schulz Peanuts.
Lucy van Pelt: Sometimes I wonder how you can stand being just a dog… Snoopy: You play with the cards you’re dealt…Whatever that means. – Charles M. Schulz Peanuts.
Has It Ever Occurred to You That You Might Be Wrong. – Charles M. Schulz Peanuts, Snoopy’s title for book on theology.
Linus van Pelt: You know what Snoopy? I don’t understand people. No matter how hard I try, I just don’t understand them! Snoopy: I know how he feels. I gave up trying to understand people long ago. Now I just let them try to understand me! – Charles M. Schulz Peanuts.
