To bathe a cat takes brute force, perseverance, courage of conviction – and a cat. The last ingredient is usually hardest to come by. – Stephen Baker
Would I buy a cell phone for my 12-year-old?… No. I should have closer control over my child than that. He really shouldn’t be in places where he needs to contact me by cell. – Stephen Baker
I always wished I had a chance to meet an NFL player or even a college player when I was growing up in Los Angeles. – Stephen Baker
People didn’t stop spending money, they just spent it on things that complement their PCs. – Stephen Baker
When you get released from the NFL it’s not a pleasant experience and I may have sulked for about two or three years. Then I was like, ‘You know what? It’s time to get back on the wagon.’ I have nothing to be ashamed of. – Stephen Baker
Even though I’m retired for some years now I still have something positive to say to kids. And they still listen. – Stephen Baker
Of all the toys available, none is better designed than the owner himself. A large multipurpose plaything, its parts can be made to move in almost any direction. It comes completely assembled, and it makes a sound when you jump on it. – Stephen Baker
