There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation. – W. C. Fields
If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There’s no point in being a damn fool about it. – W. C. Fields
Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a case of Scotch. – W. C. Fields
I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy. – W. C. Fields