I’ve produced more pilots than United Airlines, and they’ve all been disasters. Every audition I ever took in my life I lost. – Willard Scott
The TV weatherman has always been one of the best, most secure jobs. They change anchors, they change the set, producers come and go. But the weather person hangs on forever! – Willard Scott
When you hit the big time, big money, big egos, people don’t talk. You have no friends. – Willard Scott
It’s simply a tragedy that anyone today goes blind from glaucoma, when it’s so unnecessary. – Willard Scott
The best cookies of all in the world are the ones my daughter Sally makes. They come out all uniform with nice little air holes. – Willard Scott
The only way to predict if there’s a cloud on your horizon due to glaucoma is to get tested. No matter what the diagnosis, the forecast is for clear vision in the years ahead. – Willard Scott
Nobody actually talks to anybody anymore. People in cubicles next to each other, they e-mail each other. – Willard Scott
Just do the math. In the next 50 to 75 years, people will be living to be 130 and 140. They’ll be working until they’re 100. It’s incredible. – Willard Scott
Viewers figure, ‘Uncle Willard doesn’t know any more about the weather than I do.’ They’re right. – Willard Scott
August depresses me a little. I don’t even feel like eating. And when I don’t eat, that’s a sure sign of stagnation. – Willard Scott
I got more mail than anybody on the history of The Today Show, but half of it was to get me off the air. – Willard Scott
