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Yogi Berra Quotes

I usually take a two-hour nap from one to four.

– Yogi Berra

I don’t blame the players today for the money. I blame the owners. They started it. They wanna give it to ’em? More power to ’em.

– Yogi Berra

I always got nervous the nights we played in the World Series. First pitch, I was nervous. Then after that, forget it; I’d start playing.

– Yogi Berra

There are some people who, if they don’t already know, you can’t tell ’em.

– Yogi Berra

Nobody goes there anymore. It’s too crowded.

– Yogi Berra

If you don’t know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.

– Yogi Berra

When you come to a fork in the road, take it.

– Yogi Berra

If you ask me anything I don’t know, I’m not going to answer.

– Yogi Berra

We have deep depth.

– Yogi Berra

Half the lies they tell about me aren’t true.

– Yogi Berra

I wish I had an answer to that because I’m tired of answering that question.

– Yogi Berra

You should always go to other people’s funerals; otherwise, they won’t come to yours.

– Yogi Berra

Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets.

– Yogi Berra

The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.

– Yogi Berra

So I’m ugly. So what? I never saw anyone hit with his face.

– Yogi Berra

You wouldn’t have won if we’d beaten you.

– Yogi Berra

Even Napoleon had his Watergate.

– Yogi Berra

I enjoy now doing what I do… playing golf, relaxing a little, enjoying life.

– Yogi Berra

I didn’t know much about golf growing up.

– Yogi Berra

Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical.

– Yogi Berra

It’s like deja-vu, all over again.

– Yogi Berra

Pair up in threes.

– Yogi Berra

If people don’t want to come to the ballpark, how are you going to stop them?

– Yogi Berra

I’m lucky. Usually you’re dead to get your own museum, but I’m still alive to see mine.

– Yogi Berra

You don’t have to swing hard to hit a home run. If you got the timing, it’ll go.

– Yogi Berra

If people don’t want to come out to the ball park, nobody’s gonna stop ’em.

– Yogi Berra

A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore.

– Yogi Berra

I don’t like seeing myself on television. I don’t like it.

– Yogi Berra

It ain’t over till it’s over.

– Yogi Berra

I never said half the things I said.

– Yogi Berra

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