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Kazakhstan is more civilised now. Women can now travel on inside of bus, and homosexuals no longer have to wear blue hat.
Borat
Da Ali G Show - Responding sarcastically to legal threats over slurs on the Kazakh character
America national sport is called baseballs. It very similar to our sport, shurik, where we take dogs, shoot them in a field and then have a party.
Borat
Da Ali G Show
In U.S. and A. they treat horses like we in Kazakhstan treat our women. They feed them two times a day. They have them sleep on straw in a small box. And for entertainment, they make them jump over fences while being whipped.
Borat
Da Ali G Show
American wine is like Kazakhstani wine, but not made from fermented horse urine.
Borat
Da Ali G Show
Very sorry to interrupt politic. Might I make a shit in your house?
Borat
Da Ali G Show - interrupting a conversation
Yakshemash! In US of A, democracy is very different from Kazakhstan. In America, woman *can* vote, but horse - *cannot*!
Borat
Da Ali G Show
My wife she is dead...she die in a field...she die from work, an accident, but is not important, I have a new wife.
Borat
Da Ali G Show - making conversation at a formal lunch
Every Englishman must have a hobby. Some like to collect the stamp, some like to make the jam, but the most fun is to a kill a little animal with a shotgun or rip them up with wild dog.
Borat
Da Ali G Show
In Kazakhstan we have many hobbies: disco dancing, archery, rape, and table tennis.
Borat
Da Ali G Show
There are many job opportunities in the US and of A. For men, construction worker, taxi driver or accountant. For woman, prostitute.
Borat
Da Ali G Show
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Borat Sagdiyev: satirical TV reporter character from Kazakhstan, created and played by English TV personality and comedian Sacha Baron Cohen, and featured on Da Ali G Show. Baron Cohen was born 1971.


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