When a cat speaks, it's because it has something to say,
unlike humans who are the great refuse containers of speech.
V.L. Allineare
Some people say man is the most dangerous animal on the planet.
Obviously those people have never met an angry cat.
Lillian Johnson
I can see stopping a car for a dog. But a cat? You squish
a cat and go on.
James Gallagher
Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle
and will piss on your computer.
Bruce Graham
Cats are dangerous companions for writers because cat watching
is a near-perfect method of writing avoidance.
Dan Greenburg
You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to
you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude
is, "What's in it for me?"
Lewis Grizzard
In my day, we didn't have dogs or cats. All I had was Silver
Beauty, my beloved paper clip.
Jennifer Hart
How you behave toward cats here below will determine your
status in heaven.
Robert A. Heinlein
There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.
Author Unknown
While the rest of the human race are descended from monkeys,
redheads derive from cats.
Robert A. Heinlein
Cat's motto: No matter what you've done wrong, always try
to make it look like the dog did it.
Author Unknown
Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God.
Author Unknown
Ignorant people think it's the noise which fighting cats make
that is so aggravating, but it ain't so; it's the sickening
grammar they use.
Mark Twain
I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic. My husband
said it was him or the cat . . . I miss him sometimes.
Author Unknown
Most beds sleep up to six cats. Ten cats without the owner.
Stephen Baker
A cat sees us as the dogs . . . A cat sees himself as the
human.
Author Unknown
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should
relax and get used to the idea.
Robert A. Heinlein
Keep an eye on the cat and another on the frying pan.
Proverb
Never try to outstubborn a cat.
Robert A. Heinlein
Notebooks of Lazarus Long.
If the claws didn't retract, cats would be like Velcro.
Bruce Fogle
There are only five things really worth drawing; four of them
are pretty girls and the fifth is cats.
Robert A. Heinlein
The smart cat doesn't let on that he is.
H.G. Frommer
Never pick up a stray kitten . . . unless you've already made
up your mind to be owned by it.
Robert A. Heinlein
Even overweight, cats instinctively know the cardinal rule:
when fat, arrange yourself in slim poses.
John Weitz
People that don't like cats haven't met the right one yet.
Deborah A. Edwards
The trouble with adopting a cat is that they always have kittens.
Robert A. Heinlein
Dogs eat. Cats dine.
Ann Taylor
Some people have cats and go on to lead normal lives.
Author Unknown
I don't think it is so much the actual bath that most cats
dislike; I think it's the fact that they have to spend a good
part of the day putting their hair back in place.
Debbie Peterson
A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can
learn in no other way.
Mark Twain
Cats can work out mathematically the exact place to sit that
will cause most inconvenience.
Pam Brown
All cats love fish but fear to wet their paws.
Chinese Proverb
It's really the cat's house - we just pay the mortgage.
Author Unknown
Cats only pretend to be domesticated if they think there's
a bowl of milk in it for them.
Robin Williams
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