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It's a man's obligation to stick his boneration in a women's separation; this sort of penetration will increase the population of the younger generation.
Eric Cartman
Respect My Authority!
Eric Cartman
Jewish Kid: Is anyone else having problems concentrating on this? I just can't seem to concentrate.
Cartman: Maybe we should send you to a concentration camp.
Maury, I am out of control. Yeah, I use drugs. I can do what I waunt, biatch! Yeah, I have sex, and I don't use protection! It's my hot body; I'll do what I waunt! I don't go to school and I kill people! What-evah! I'll do what I waunt!
Eric Cartman
You so much as TOUCH kitty's ass, and I'll put a firecracker in your nutsack and blow your balls all over your pants.
Eric Cartman
Eric Cartman: You seem a little irritable, Kyle. You got some sand in your vagina?
Kyle: There's no sand in my vagina!
How 'bout we sing, 'Kyle's Mom is a stupid bitch' in D Minor.
Eric Cartman
I would never let a woman kick my ass. If she tried something, I'd be like, HEY! You get your bitch ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie!
Eric Cartman
Hippies.They're everywhere. They wanna save the earth, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad.
Eric Cartman
Stan: Dude, dolphins are intelligent and friendly.
Cartman: Intelligent and friendly on rye bread with some mayonnaise.
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Eric Cartman: Character from South Park, award-winning animated American television show created by Matt Stone and Trey Parke.


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