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Topic: Husband Quotes - Famous Husband
Quotes, Quotations, Sayings about Husbands |
There is only one real tragedy in a woman's life.
The fact that her past is always her lover, and her future invariably
her husband.
Oscar Wilde
Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she
mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in
his barn boots.
Hoosier Farmer
Many marriages would be better if the husband and the wife
clearly understood that they are on the same side.
Zig Ziglar
Lady Nancy Astor: Winston, if you were my husband, I'd
poison your tea.
Winston Churchill: Nancy, if I were your husband, I'd
drink it.
The only way a woman can ever reform her husband is by boring
him so completely that he loses all possible interest in life.
Oscar Wilde
When a husband brings his wife flowers for no reason, there's
a reason.
Molly McGee
When a wife has a good husband it is easily seen in her face.
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
All women should know how to take care of children. Most
of them will have a husband some day.
Franklin P. Jones
Let the wife make the husband glad to come home, and let
him make her sorry to see him leave.
Martin Luther
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep
his mouth shut and his checkbook open.
Groucho Marx
When a husband is embraced without affection, there must
be some reason for it.
Hitopadesa
One good husband is worth two good wives, for the scarcer
things are, the more they are valued.
Benjamin Franklin
When a woman marries again it is because she detested her
first husband. When a man marries again, it is because he
adored his first wife. Women try their luck; men risk theirs.
Oscar Wilde
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband,
while a man never worries about the future until he gets a
wife.
Proverb
I never married because there was no need. I have three pets
at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have
a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all
afternoon, and a cat that comes home late at night.
Marie Corelli
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The
older she gets the more interested he is in her.
Agatha Christie
A good husband makes a good wife.
John Florio
A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has
been extracted.
Helen Rowland
Sometimes I think [my husband] is so amazing that I don't
know why he's with me. I don't know whether I'm good enough.
But if I make him happy, then I'm everything I want to be.
Angelina Jolie
Do not breed. Nothing gives less pleasure than childbearing.
Pregnancies are damaging to health, spoil the figure, wither
the charms, and it's the cloud of uncertainty forever hanging
over these events that darkens a husband's mood.
Marquis De Sade
A woman who takes her husband about with her everywhere is
like a cat that goes on playing with a mouse long after she's
killed it.
H. H. Munro (Saki)
At first a woman doesn't want anything but a husband, but
just as soon as she gets one, she wants everything else in
the world.
Elbert Hubbard
Show me a great actor and I'll show you a lousy husband.
Show me a great actress, and you've seen the devil.
W. C. Fields
Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped
in it a few times.
Rita Rudner
A husband and wife ought to continue united so long as they
love each other. Any law which should bind them to cohabitation
for one moment after the decay of their affection would be
a most intolerable tyranny, and the most unworthy of toleration.
Percy Bysshe Shelley
My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a
child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin
our lives.
Rita Rudner
To catch a husband is an art; to hold him is a job.
Simone de Beauvoir
Beauty, n: the power by which a woman charms a lover and
terrifies a husband.
Ambrose Bierce
People shop for a bathing suit with more care than they do
a husband or wife. The rules are the same. Look for something
you'll feel comfortable wearing. Allow for room to grow.
Erma Bombeck
The better the workman, the worse husband.
Thomas Draxe
In a husband there is only a man; in a married woman there
is a man, a father, and mother, and a woman.
Honore de Balzac
Smile at each other, smile at your wife, smile at your husband,
smile at your children, smile at each other -- it doesn't
matter who it is -- and that will help you to grow up in greater
love for each other.
Mother Teresa
A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf
husband.
Michel de Montaigne
It is not enough merely to exist. It's not enough to say,
"I'm earning enough to support my family. I do my work
well. I'm a good father, husband, churchgoer." That's
all very well. But you must do something more. Seek always
to do some good, somewhere.
Albert Schweitzer
No, I don't understand my husband's theory of relativity,
but I know my husband, and I know he can be trusted.
Elsa Einstein
A good husband is healthy and absent.
Japanese Proverb
When a man and a woman have an overwhelming passion for each
other, it seems to me, in spite of such obstacles dividing
them as parents or husband, that they belong to each other
in the name of Nature, and are lovers by Divine right, in
spite of human convention or the laws.
Sébastien-Roch Nicolas De Chamfort
I never married because there was no need. I have three pets
at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have
a dog that growls every morning, a parrot that swears all
afternoon, and a cat that comes home late at night.
Marie Corelli
Husbands are like fires - they go out if unattended.
Zsa Zsa Gabor
My husband says I feed him like he's a god: every meal is
a burnt offering.
Rhonda Hansome
My husband said he needed more space. So I locked him outside.
Roseanne Barr
My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He
thought he was God, and I didn't.
Author Unknown
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The only good husbands stay bachelors: They're too considerate
to get married.
Finley Peter Dunne
A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much
lipstick and helps you with your girdle when your hips stick.
Ogden Nash |
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