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Topic: Men Quotes - Famous Men Quotes, Quotations, Sayings about Man
All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his.
Oscar Wilde
The Importance of Being Earnest

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.
Robin Williams

God made woman beautiful and foolish; beautiful, that man might love her; and foolish, that she might love him.
Author Unknown

Man is the only animal that blushes - or needs to.
Mark Twain

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.
Sharon Stone

The more I see of men, the more I admire dogs.
Jeanne-Marie Roland

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him.
Mae West

Young men want to be faithful, and are not; old men want to be faithless, and cannot.
Oscar Wilde

When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.
Elayne Boosler

Every great man nowadays has his disciples, and it is always Judas who writes the biography.
Oscar Wilde

The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything.
Friedrich Nietzsche

Is man one of God's blunders? Or is God one of man's blunders?
Friedrich Nietzsche

There's no trust,
No faith, no honesty in men.
William Shakespeare
Romeo and Juliet

What is a cynic? A man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing.
Oscar Wilde

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
Mark Twain

Earth provides enough to satisfy every man's need, but not every man's greed.
Mahatma Gandhi

A dog is not considered a good dog because he is a good barker. A man is not considered a good man because he is a good talker.
Chuang Tzu

Sigh no more, ladies, sigh no more,
Men were deceivers ever,-
One foot in sea and one on shore,
To one thing constant never.
William Shakespeare
Much Ado About Nothing

It's not the men in my life that counts, it's the life in my men.
Mae West

A hard man is good to find.
Mae West

Men are all alike--except the one you've met who's different.
Mae West

So many men, so little time.
Mae West

When a young man complains that a young lady has no heart, it's pretty certain that she has his.
George Dennison Prentice

A thing is not necessarily true because a man dies for it.
Oscar Wilde

Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.
Oscar Wilde

A man cannot be too careful in the choice of his enemies.
Oscar Wilde

How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being.
Oscar Wilde

If a man's mind becomes pure, his surroundings will also become pure.
Buddha

A man who does not think for himself does not think at all.
Oscar Wilde

The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.
Mark Twain

A man may conquer a million men in battle but one who conquers himself is, indeed, the greatest of conquerors.
Buddha

The value of a man should be seen in what he gives and not in what he is able to receive.
Albert Einstein

The world is beautiful, but has a disease called man.
Friedrich Nietzsche

The man who fights too long against dragons becomes a dragon himself.
Friedrich Nietzsche

When a man is in love he endures more than at other times; he submits to everything.
Friedrich Nietzsche

After coming into contact with a religious man I always feel I must wash my hands.
Friedrich Nietzsche

Man is the only creature who has a nasty mind.
Mark Twain

Nothing on earth consumes a man more quickly than the passion of resentment.
Friedrich Nietzsche

Man is the cruelest animal. At tragedies, bullfights, and crucifixions he has so far felt best on earth; and when he invented hell for himself, behold, that was his very heaven.
Friedrich Nietzsche

A man should look for what is, and not for what he thinks should be.
Albert Einstein

Nature knows no indecencies; man invents them.
Mark Twain

Any man who reads too much and uses his own brain too little falls into lazy habits of thinking.
Albert Einstein

I danced more and played more in the last two months than in the last 10 years. One day it's like a switch went off - and all of a sudden it was like, 'Men! Everywhere!' The cloud is lifting. I'm starting to see the light and it's good.
Actress Jennifer Aniston
Recovering from depression after husband Brad Pitt left her for Angelina Jolie

O, what men dare do! what men may do! what men daily do, not knowing what they do!
William Shakespeare
Much Ado About Nothing

O God, that I were a man! I would eat his heart out in the market-place.
William Shakespeare
Spoken by Beatrice in Much Ado About Nothing

I hate ingratitude more in a man
Than lying, vainness, babbling, drunkenness,
Or any taint of vice whose strong corruption
Inhabits our frail blood.
William Shakespeare

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
Billy Crystal

Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you.
Mae West

A man with a grain of faith in God never loses hope, because he ever believes in the ultimate triumph of Truth.
Mahatma Gandhi

No man is worth your tears, but once you find one that is, he won't make you cry.
Author Unknown

Men are taught to apologize for their weaknesses, women for their strengths.
Lois Wyse

Wise men are not always silent, but they know when to be.
Proverb

Every woman needs one man in her life who is strong and responsible. Given this security, she can proceed to do what she really wants to do - fall in love with men who are weak and irresponsible.
Richard J. Needham

Men play the game; women know the score.
Roger Woddis

Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with.
Kathleen Mifsud

Men are like a deck of cards. You'll find the occasional king, but most are jacks.
Laura Swenson

Men are easy to get but hard to keep.
Mae West

A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks others have thrown at him.
David Brinkley

A man is a God in ruins.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

A wise man, recognizing that the world is but an illusion, does not act as if it is real, so he escapes the suffering.
Buddha

I like men who have a future and women who have a past.
Oscar Wilde

Men are my hobby, if I ever got married I'd have to give it up.
Mae West

There are two perfectly good men, one dead, and the other unborn.
Chinese Proverb

A man of honor should never forget what he is because he sees what others are.
Baltasar Gracian

You cannot teach a man anything; you can only help him discover it in himself.
Galileo Galilei

Man will occasionally stumble over the truth, but most times he will pick himself up and carry on.
Winston Churchill

When Man and Woman die, as Poets sung,
His Heart's the last part moves, her last, the tongue.
Benjamin Franklin

Men forget but never forgive. Women forgive but never forget.
Author Unknown

Men are what their mothers made them.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

A man does not mind being blamed for his faults, and being punished for them, and he patiently suffers much for them; but he becomes impatient if he is required to give them up.
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

He is a wise man who does not grieve for the things which he has not, but rejoices for those which he has.
Epictetus

When a man points a finger at someone else, he should remember that four of his fingers are pointing at himself.
Louis Nizer

It is our job to make women unhappy with what they have.
B. Earl Puckett

Beware of the man who denounces women writers; his penis is tiny and he cannot spell.
Erica Jong
 


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