Do I envy my ex Rod Stewart for being able to have babies in his 60s? I sincerely doubt he changes nappies. – Britt Ekland
When you’re 16, 30 seems ancient. When you’re 30, 45 seems ancient. When you’re 45, 60 seems ancient. When you’re 60, nothing seems ancient. – Helen Mirren
My parents didn’t want to move to Florida, but they turned sixty and that’s the law. – Jerry Seinfeld
Well I am 60 now. And this entitles me to: 1. Say whatever I like to whoever I like 2. To take umbrage at anything I choose 3. To find fault in everything and everyone 4. To only focus on the worst case scenario 5. To generally just be a… Grumpy Old Woman!!! – Unknown
What happens when you get to the age of 60 is that you have no more doubts. I know why I’m here on this planet. I know what I need to do. I know what is a distraction and what isn’t. – John Zorn
I’m turning 60 this month! I’m so glad I’ve lived long enough to say those words and celebrate their meaning. I am in awe of the way my journey here on earth continues to unfold. My life has been marked by miracles for as long as I can recall – and even before. Every day and every breath is magic. – Oprah Winfrey
At twenty a man is a peacock, at thirty a lion, at forty a camel, at fifty a serpent, at sixty a dog, at seventy an ape, at eighty a nothing at all. – Baltasar Gracian
With mirth and laughter let old wrinkles come. – William Shakespeare The Merchant of Venice, Act 1, Scene 1. Gratiano
You know you’re turning 60 when your husband wants a DNA sample to make sure you’re the same woman he married. – Unknown
I often laugh and say I should go down to the Department of the Interior and register as an endangered species. I’m a gay man over 60 and I’m alive. – David Mixner
My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She’s ninety-seven now, and we don’t know where the hell she is. – Ellen DeGeneres
If I had to live again I would do exactly the same thing. Of course I have regrets, but if you are 60 years old and you have no regrets then you haven’t lived. – Christy Moore
Now that I’m 60, every morning I look in the mirror and say, “I don’t know who you are, stranger, but I’m gonna shave you anyway.” – Milton Friedman US presidential speechwriter.
One good thing about being 60 is you argue less. It’s not so much that you’re nicer, you just can’t hear each other. – Unknown
You might think it’s really nifty Sixty’s now the brand new fifty And you would not now have the blues If your gut had heard the news. – Greg Tamblyn
We have the same soul at 60 that we had at 40, and the same soul at 25 that we had when we were 5. – Marianne Williamson
How can they say my life is not a success? Have I not for more than sixty years got enough to eat and escaped being eaten? – Logan Pearsall Smith
I wanted to show I had balls at age 60. Just because society says I’m old, doesn’t mean that I am. I’m pursuing happiness, even if it makes the people around me unhappy. – Sylvester Stallone Why he brought character Rocky out of retirement to make sixth and final instalment for movie Rocky Balboa
