There is no such thing as a federal personhood bill.
– Cory Gardner
It’s fun being Bill Engvall.
– Bill Engvall
Bill Maher fancies himself the reincarnation of Lenny Bruce.
– Bernard Goldberg
Applause is a receipt, not a bill.
– Dale Carnegie
I went to prison, I paid my bill.
– George Michael
Bill Clinton is not my commander-in-chief.
– Oliver North
Bill Haskell was real.
– Richard Madden
If Bill was all id, Hillary is all superego.
– Rich Lowry