Cigar Quotes

A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.

– Groucho Marx

I’m a cigar aficionado.

– John Cena

You should hurry up and acquire the cigar habit. It’s one of the major happinesses. And so much more lasting than love, so much less costly in emotional wear and tear.

– Aldous Huxley

Mr. Burns comes out and flips cigar ashes on his shoes, and makes up about 90 percent of what you hear.

– Bobby Darin

The Federal Reserve – all of them – could be sitting on a barrel of dynamite, and then pouring gasoline on top of it, and then light a cigar with matches, throw the match into the gasoline, and then not notice that there is any danger.

– Marc Faber

I didn’t play at collecting. No cigar anywhere was safe from me.

– Edward G. Robinson

I never smoke to excess – that is, I smoke in moderation, only one cigar at a time.

– Mark Twain

Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke.

– Lynda Barry

A woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke.

– Rudyard Kipling

I’ve got a great cigar collection – it’s actually not a collection, because that would imply I wasn’t going to smoke every last one of ’em.

– Ron White

What this country needs is a really good five cent cigar.

– Thomas R. Marshall

Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.

– Sigmund Freud

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