Is it my end-all and be-all to become a standup comic? No.
– Jason Alexander
Seth Meyers and I wrote a ‘Spider-Man’ comic.
– Bill Hader
I was born a comic.
– Paul Mooney
I’m not a joke guy; I’m not a stand-up comic.
– Eugene Levy
As a stand-up comic, you have to do the road.
– Loni Love
