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Dentist Quotes

Trips to the dentist – I like to postpone that kind of thing.

– Johnny Depp

Faced with the choice of enduring a bad toothache or going to the dentist, we generally tried to ride out the bad tooth.

– Joseph Barbera

Happiness is your dentist telling you it won’t hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill.

– Johnny Carson

We do have a zeal for laughter in most situations, give or take a dentist.

– Joseph Heller

I’m like the guy who prepares your taxes or a dentist. I’m very conservative and boring in a lot of ways.

– Augusten Burroughs

I am lucky: I have fantastic doctors and a fantastic dentist.

– Anna Deavere Smith

But I can also write in crappy motel rooms, while standing in line, or sitting in the dentist’s chair.

– Augusten Burroughs

It’s funny because I want my teeth to be, like, neon ‘Real Housewives’ white, but mine have stopped taking to teeth whitening. When I talk to my dentist, I’m like, ‘They can be that white,’ and he’s like, ‘Veneers can be that white.’

– Christine Teigen

Before I got into rock n’ roll, I was going to be a dentist.

– Gregg Allman

I go to the dentist every six months, I get a cleaning, so… I’m fortunate enough that those fluoride treatments as a child worked. Not getting any cavities.

– Daniel Tosh

I don’t go to a psychiatrist. I don’t go to a gym. I run away from my accountant, I run away from my dentist. They are all supposed to help you, but I like to stay in bed, where I have a chance to reflect, like Rossellini.

– Marlene Dumas

I find it irresponsible to go, ‘She’s an actress, what does she know?’ That means if you’re a dentist, what do you know? If you’re a lawyer, what do you know? It’s our profession, it’s what we do. It’s not who we are.

– Eva Longoria

My great-grandfather, Sam Aykroyd, was a dentist in Kingston, Ontario, and he was also an Edwardian spiritualist researcher who was very interested in what was going on in the invisible world, the survival of the consciousness, precipitated paintings, mediumship, and trans-channeling.

– Dan Aykroyd

I live at the dentist’s. I’m on my third set of teeth that they put in with nails and screws.

– Charles Nelson Reilly

My dad was an actor and a writer; my mum was a drama teacher. My grandma was an actress. My aunt is an actress. My granddad was a cameraman. They would’ve been surprised if I wanted to be a dentist or something like that.

– Charlie Rowe

All this fuss about sleeping together. For physical pleasure I’d sooner go to my dentist any day.

– Evelyn Waugh

I was a bio major, and I was going to take over my aunt’s dental practice and be a dentist.

– Michael Steger

My grandfather used to be a dentist, and he made me these retainers that have vampire teeth on them.

– Katherine McNamara

The grinding of the intellect is for most people as painful as a dentist’s drill.

– Leonard Woolf

What helps writers, and ultimately, obviously, helps the actors – who should serve the words that the writer puts on the page – is if the character has damages, because then the writers can cultivate and excavate, like a dentist going into a tooth.

– John C. McGinley

I’m always amazed to hear of air crash victims so badly mutilated that they have to be identified by their dental records. What I can’t understand is, if they don’t know who you are, how do they know who your dentist is?

– Paul Merton

I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie.

– Rodney Dangerfield

I still get the kids to the doctor and dentist and plan their play dates and buy their clothes.

– Patricia Richardson

I’d rather go to the dentist… but I’m going.

– Phil Gramm

Now, most dentist’s chairs go up and down, don’t they? The one I was in went back and forwards. I thought ‘This is unusual’. And the dentist said to me ‘Mr Vine, get out of the filing cabinet.

– Tim Vine

I didn’t want to be an actress. I wanted to be a dentist, but you never know what life will bring you.

– Sofia Vergara

I was never afraid of anything in the world except the dentist.

– Taylor Caldwell

I wanted to study to be a dental hygienist, marry a rich dentist, and hang it up.

– Vicki Lawrence